May 2011
1 post
Girl In New Mexico Harassed by Pro-Life Billboard
fuckyeahchoice: “Imagine this. You are an 18 year old disabled girl who was preyed upon by a 33 year old grown man. He makes you feel good and you enjoy yourself with him. You lose your virginity to him because you honestly believe he is your special someone who deserves that piece of you. He tells you he is sterile and can’t make babies. So, you partake in unprotected sex without worrying...
May 21st
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February 2011
8 posts
Feb 21st
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Filling out medical paperwork, I marked down that I’m a white woman and the boyfriend says “oh, you’re white? I’m done with you”
Feb 16th
“Baby! Baby! Please rub my neck while I take a shit” Five minutes later: “Remember when you said you’d do anything for me and then didn’t rub my neck when I took a shit?”
Feb 16th
A curious thing happened while giving a blowjob. It seems that if you use peroxide as a mouthwash, it will interact with cum and cause some sort of foaming. I’d advise against it.
Feb 15th
Feb 14th
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Quotes from People Trying to Get Out of Trouble:
“Baby, I’m sorry if I made you sad or mad. I really actually didn’t even fart in your mouth. It was more where your laptop is.”
Feb 14th
Feb 14th
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I can always tell when my boyfriend is taking a shit because I get a Family Feud request on Facebook.
Feb 14th
January 2011
12 posts
Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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–  me Hopefully, you’ve gotten over the urge to lose your cool and do something crazy, because with the kind of conscience you tote around, it would never work: You’d turn yourself in and apologize in three hours or less. No, you may be fiery, but you know when to call it quits, and...
Jan 25th
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This is what my boyfriend wants to get me for... →
I have no fucking objections.
Jan 25th
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July 2010
320 posts
Ah Yes! The coconut with the monkey face of... →
We so have one of these from a cruise and it’s just as terrifying.
Jul 27th
hunter pence your atbat music makes me hate you even more
Jul 27th
#cubs win!
Jul 27th
congrats to matt garza on the nono
Jul 27th
STOP THE VIOLENCE, CHICAGO. RIGHT FUCKIN NOW.
Jul 27th
i think hell just froze over #cubs
Jul 27th
stop the fucking wave RIGHT NOW
Jul 27th
cubs lead!
Jul 27th
I HATE that stupid fucking train
Jul 27th
i would also not object to drayton being hit in the noggin with a foul ball #cubs #astros
Jul 27th
cubs winning and a det nono busted by a grand slam booooo
Jul 27th
happy birthday @canebreak i think
Jul 27th
Back in the game (@ Poison Girl) http://4sq.com/76H33y
Jul 27th
I feel bad for whoever gets Roy O.
Jul 27th
RT @trishkaa Selling 2 Blackhawks Convention Passes. DM me for info. Please RT.
Jul 27th
so long toots, bound for Chicago
Jul 27th
these astros ‘fans’ are heinous #cubs
Jul 27th
i would kill for alyson footer’s hair
Jul 27th
starlin! #cubs
Jul 27th
I love that they used the words “torturous conduct” when referring to Laaaaaaaaaaane Kiffin
Jul 27th
haha it was a typo, ESPN. fix it.
Jul 27th
same, but for the #texans! RT: @nojobny: It’s Monday night. I am ready for some football. #longest6weeksEVER #NFL #steelers
Jul 27th
so far 90/10 cubs to stros fan ratio
Jul 27th
gooooooooood morning, I have created the world’s best running playlist and intend to use it today
Jul 26th
DAMMIT ECHOFON AND YOUR DUMB DELAYS.
Jul 26th
o I need to point out when I’m quoting people but there it is
Jul 26th
I’d be excited about that if Theriot wasn’t due up #cubs
Jul 26th
since when did Sabathia pitch for the #stlcards? #fatpitchers #cubs
Jul 26th
dejectedly
Jul 26th